The Oriental Status Quo

Her name was mia
From north korea
I said come over
Bring your land rover
I don't like sushi
She said that suits me
I take a shower
On every hour

Oh the oriental
Very very special
If you ever get some
You want another one and another one
The oriental
Very very gentle
I got one for a cousin
Can you send me a dozen?

Her name was mae wong
She came from hong kong
She was a raver
Of eastern flavour
I said I love you
She said I'd love to
Go down to texas
Must have one lexus