Mr. Goodbar LL COOL J

[Intro]
Nah, y'all, nah, y'all, uh-uh, I ain't disrespectin', though
I'm just sayin' it happened to me, it can happen to him
How you doin'?
What's your name?
Uh, mm, haha
Oh, you his girl?

[Verse 1]
Hello, my name is Mr. Goodbar, I came to offer champagne
Later on, maybe I'll tell you my real name
But for now sip your drink and be merry
And be a nice girl and save me a cherry
Me? I'll have a Kahlúa and milk
'Cause champagne always stains my silk
You got a man? That's somethin' we won't talk about
He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out
I like your Fendi bag, your alligator shoes
Your hairstyle and your whole point of view
The way you lick your lips and stare
You tell me that's a habit, mhm, yeah
Honey-coated legs with not one scar
The stylish wardrobe is up to par
Here's my number, call me in my car
You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar