[Verse 1]
I hate to sound rude, I hate to be negative
This ain't the kind of song I like to write
But at this point it's getting repetitive
The little things you do that just ain't so bright
Like you think everything I do's because of astrology
I could brush my teeth, you'd be like "You're such an Aries"
You got that pretty face and that beautiful body
But ain't no way in hell we ever gettin' married
[Chorus]
'Cause, girl, you're like ranch dressing
I just want you on the side
Your body is fantastic
But I can't say the same for your mind, no
Girl, you cool enough
But this will never be no real, real love
I want your thick and creamy body
On a platter at the party
Just to nibble on, just like ranch dressing
[Verse 2]
You told me what your name on Twitter was so I followed you
Yesterday you tweeted "lol"
What the fuck is so funny and who are you talking to?
You don't know how to use the internet very well
I hate to sound rude, I hate to be negative
This ain't the kind of song I like to write
But at this point it's getting repetitive
The little things you do that just ain't so bright
Like you think everything I do's because of astrology
I could brush my teeth, you'd be like "You're such an Aries"
You got that pretty face and that beautiful body
But ain't no way in hell we ever gettin' married
[Chorus]
'Cause, girl, you're like ranch dressing
I just want you on the side
Your body is fantastic
But I can't say the same for your mind, no
Girl, you cool enough
But this will never be no real, real love
I want your thick and creamy body
On a platter at the party
Just to nibble on, just like ranch dressing
[Verse 2]
You told me what your name on Twitter was so I followed you
Yesterday you tweeted "lol"
What the fuck is so funny and who are you talking to?
You don't know how to use the internet very well
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