[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
VS
MR. BEAN
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Charlie Chaplin]
Let me break the silence, if you couldn't already tell
It’s the only actor bigger than the industry itself
I'm a ladies man, whilst you're a baby man child
You’re the face of "stranger danger" with that rapey damn smile
You got a lady friend that you sure want to charm a lot
But you could never slot your mini in her parking spot
The last woman you hit on was the Queen
I'll kick you off-set, I'm experienced with flicking beans
[Verse 2: Mr. Bean]
(Eugh...) My name is... Bean...
I made fifteen funny shorts in under five years...
...And I was more successful than your
Half a century-long career
Oh, dear! You're silent 'cause technology wouldn't let you speak yet
I didn't talk 'cause I didn’t need to
To have the whole world get me
I made my comedy speak for itself like Teddy
The Tramp struggled to keep a Lady; jeez!
Cranking through wedding rings like gears on a machine
The FBI would see you flee, ’cause you liked them early in the bed
Right, would it have hurt to have tried a turkey on your head instead?
Oh? It's still my rap?
Well then, Chap, I must ask:
Why would you go through all that effort to make fun of Hitler
And then look in the mirror at your get-up thinking "Uh, I’ll keep the mustache"?
RAP BATTLE!
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
VS
MR. BEAN
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Charlie Chaplin]
Let me break the silence, if you couldn't already tell
It’s the only actor bigger than the industry itself
I'm a ladies man, whilst you're a baby man child
You’re the face of "stranger danger" with that rapey damn smile
You got a lady friend that you sure want to charm a lot
But you could never slot your mini in her parking spot
The last woman you hit on was the Queen
I'll kick you off-set, I'm experienced with flicking beans
[Verse 2: Mr. Bean]
(Eugh...) My name is... Bean...
I made fifteen funny shorts in under five years...
...And I was more successful than your
Half a century-long career
Oh, dear! You're silent 'cause technology wouldn't let you speak yet
I didn't talk 'cause I didn’t need to
To have the whole world get me
I made my comedy speak for itself like Teddy
The Tramp struggled to keep a Lady; jeez!
Cranking through wedding rings like gears on a machine
The FBI would see you flee, ’cause you liked them early in the bed
Right, would it have hurt to have tried a turkey on your head instead?
Oh? It's still my rap?
Well then, Chap, I must ask:
Why would you go through all that effort to make fun of Hitler
And then look in the mirror at your get-up thinking "Uh, I’ll keep the mustache"?
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