Lake Beach Saturday Night Live (Ft. Andrew Dismukes, Dave Grohl, James Austin Johnson & Nate Bargatze)

(Spoken)
[MUDPUDDLE]
Lately it's been gettin' a little cold up north, but further south it's still, like, 90 degrees. Now in these parts we may not have the biggest cities and we may not have the oceans, but we've found something even better to do

(Chorus 1)
Drinkin' on a lake beach
Hangin' on a lake beach
Ice-cold beers
With friends we've had for years
Down on a lake beach

(Verse 1)
Butt-brown water only up to my knees
Down at the bottom there's three feet of leaves
Got poison ivy from whizzin' in the trees
Down on a lake beach

Slippin' on slimy rocks all day long
Off-duty cop is smokin' a bong
Big snappin' turtle just bit me on my dong
Down on a lake beach

(Chorus 2)
Hangin' on a lake beach (Kids sneakin' a sip)
Lake beach (Didn't know it was dip)
My best friend's wife just kissed me on the lips
Down on a lake beach