Beautiful America Five Iron Frenzy

The man on the television said I
Need to drink this, and sleep with
That, in order to be cool. And
You know that I would do almost
Anything, to be like that guy on
TV. I know that if I had just the
Right outfit and a hairstyle that
Could be me. Don't you know
You can't be cool if you dress
Dumb, I need to have that 'cause
Everybody's got one. I think I'll
Start smoking, that would make
Me intellectual, that's what I've
Always wanted to be. I need to
Lift weights, that would make me
More sexual, and that would be
Good for me

In America it's wonderful, all
You have to do is fake it. Own
Anything you want, all you
Have to do is take it. Live for
Today, don't think about
Tomorrow, have a good time in
America-Gomorrah