[Intro: Milo & Open Mike Eagle]
I don't know why I'm always inclined to end on a happy note
Though the point may be moot
Like the 10 year old boy with his throat and his dreams ripped out by wolves
Fuck wolves
[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]
I used to throw these sensitive parties for art rap
No regrets, but I was foolish to start that
Sophisticated fuckers left a bitch of a bar tab
And now we just throw pizza parties
Where there's Game Boys for Tetris
A full sized, fold out map of Amestris
Milo decorated, now he's done, so he's restless
And it's up to me to finish up the guest list:
Nocan, Mega Ran, Castro
Sammus, Billy Woods, Busdriver, Has-Lo
Zilla, Green, Cloudy Oc, PremRock, NASA
And more, Grandmaster Caz, Van Gogh
Bob, Kurt Vonnegut, Prince, and James Baldwin
Mark Maron, Ron and Fez, and George Carlin
Bill Buckner, Joe Walsh, and Steve Bartman
An otherground ass pizza party
[Verse 2: Milo & Open Mike Eagle]
If Daniel Tosh crosses this party's threshold he will be tossed into a fresh bowl of pesto
Same goes for Cobra Commander and Destro
And the baroness unless she honors the dress code
No onesies, no mittens and no Gumbies
Chevy Chase can come if changes his old undies
If Jerry Falwell shows all hell'll break loose
I'll be in the corner hiding a mustache stained with grape juice
Mouthing how much I hate you
For all the world's problems you're to blame
If you thought this pizza party was catered by Herman Cain
Jimmy McMillan said the rent was too damn high
And somehow two dudes from Blue Man Group snuck by
I don't know why I'm always inclined to end on a happy note
Though the point may be moot
Like the 10 year old boy with his throat and his dreams ripped out by wolves
Fuck wolves
[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]
I used to throw these sensitive parties for art rap
No regrets, but I was foolish to start that
Sophisticated fuckers left a bitch of a bar tab
And now we just throw pizza parties
Where there's Game Boys for Tetris
A full sized, fold out map of Amestris
Milo decorated, now he's done, so he's restless
And it's up to me to finish up the guest list:
Nocan, Mega Ran, Castro
Sammus, Billy Woods, Busdriver, Has-Lo
Zilla, Green, Cloudy Oc, PremRock, NASA
And more, Grandmaster Caz, Van Gogh
Bob, Kurt Vonnegut, Prince, and James Baldwin
Mark Maron, Ron and Fez, and George Carlin
Bill Buckner, Joe Walsh, and Steve Bartman
An otherground ass pizza party
[Verse 2: Milo & Open Mike Eagle]
If Daniel Tosh crosses this party's threshold he will be tossed into a fresh bowl of pesto
Same goes for Cobra Commander and Destro
And the baroness unless she honors the dress code
No onesies, no mittens and no Gumbies
Chevy Chase can come if changes his old undies
If Jerry Falwell shows all hell'll break loose
I'll be in the corner hiding a mustache stained with grape juice
Mouthing how much I hate you
For all the world's problems you're to blame
If you thought this pizza party was catered by Herman Cain
Jimmy McMillan said the rent was too damn high
And somehow two dudes from Blue Man Group snuck by
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