QUEEN OF HEARTS vs WICKED WITCH Whitney Avalon (Ft. Alyssa Preston, Ben Giroux & Whitney Avalon)

[ANNOUNCER]
Princess Rap Battle!
The Queen of Hearts versus The Wicked Witch of the West
Let the rap battle begin!

[QUEEN OF HEARTS]
Begone Adele Dazeem, I’m a head-taking machine
Chop so many necks, call me the Guillotine Queen
I’ll make you walk the green mile and roast ya, Salem-style
Here’s the lesson

[KING OF HEARTS]
Court’s in session!

[QUEEN OF HEARTS]
And I do love a trial
Get this straight The Heart wants what it wants
I'm not a dunce and unlike you I do my own stunts
You might be okay at croquet but you’ll fall just the same
Cause I’m a master with a mallet and I’ve never lost a game
You’re too concerned with shoes to stop a homesick chick?
This toothpick on a broomstick can’t handle the thicc
All ways are my ways so I make the laws
With a verdict and my boot I’ll kick your narrow ass to Oz

[WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST]
I’m the witch-of-the witch-of-the-witch-of-the witch-of-the west, ha!
You wish you could be like me but bish I’m the best, ha!
Cause I’m the meanest, the keenest, gonna upset the queenest
Brighter than the Emerald City because I’m certainly the greenest
They tried to keep me down but instead I have arisen
I overthrew the land and transformed Oz into a prison
The wizard was a con man so weaklings gave him loyalty
But I can fly, so I defy both gravity and royalty
A woman with real power not a windbag liar dickhead
Now Oz and Broadway recognize the one who’s truly wicked
Ya got your own itty bitty pity committee
You can run, you can hide, But I’ll get you, my pretty!