Creature Comforted Local H

[Verse 1]
All the Thai food and the Must See TV
Yeah
Keeps ya subdued and unable to breathe
Yeah
Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagon Bug
Yeah
All the limp dicks and their virility drug
And the Chinese Pugs
Yeah

[Chorus 1]
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want

[Chorus 2]
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, no, there's nothing at all
And you're tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won't bite
We're all defanged and declawed

[Verse 2]
It's the satellite and your DVD
Yeah
It keeps you inside; it keeps you off of the street
Yeah
And the payments: payments keep you alive
Yeah
Self a nation, it gets you on anytime
America Online
Yeah