Sump’n Claus Saturday Night Live (Ft. Kenan Thompson)

[Skit: Jay Pharoah & Pete Davidson]
Hey, yo. What up, man? How was the concert?
It sucked. Me and my buddies got busted for drinking in the parking lot. Santa's not bringing me anything this year
Aw, don’t worry about it, man. You'll always get a visit from Sump'n Claus
Who’s that?

[Intro: Kenan Thompson]
Yeah
Everybody's gettin' sump'n
Everybody gettin' sump'n

[Chorus: Cecily Strong & Sasheer Zamata]
Everybody's been naughty
Everybody's got flaws
If you’ve been crossed off Santa’s list
Here comes Sump'n Claus

[Verse 1: Kenan Thompson]
Twas a girl named Sheila
Had a man with a van
They were supposed to go to dinner
But he had other plans
He said she was domineering
Tried to take her diamond earring
Said that she was profiteering
Soon he would be disappearing
She got mad, was on fire
Took a knife, slashed his tires
Pulled a full-on Richard Pryor
Santa said, "You’re no longer a qualifier"
But you know what I say
Everybody's gettin' sump'n