Born This Way Parody Bart Baker (Ft. Tony Papaleo)

[Intro]
It doesn't matter if you love men
Or have a fat, hairy chin (Chin, chin, chin, chin)
Just put your paws up
'Cause I was born this way, baby!

[Verse 1]
My mama told me when I was young
I was born with the wrong naughty parts
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
She pinched my nipples hard (Ouch stop, Mom!)
You were born to be a tranny star
She said, "'Hide your bulging anyway" (Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Just be a boy and you'll go far
I want to be your sexy slave

[Chorus]
I'm beautiful in my way
Even though I'm a mistake
Check out my man ass, baby
I was born this way
I tuck my junk 'tween my legs
And put a wig on my head
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way