[Round 1: James Corden]
Jennifer Hudson's in London, isn't she pretty?
I'm a local in this country, you're a tourist in this city
You remember Jen? She got famous in the States
On American Idol for coming in seventh place
So basically tonight, I'm confused with what I'm doing
I'm battling a woman who's famous for losing
You won an Oscar for Dreamgirls, I get it
No one remembers you in that film 'cause Beyoncé's in it
[Round 1: Jennifer Hudson]
Listen
London knows you, James, that part is true
I can tell 'cause everybody here already hates you
Your success in America brought us down to our knees
Singing, "London, y'all take this fool back, please"
You're revered at home and everywhere that you go
But the thing you do best, James, is grow
Now, no more fat jokes, 'cause it's below the belt
I mean it, yo, but you can't see it, though, just like your penis, oh!
[Round 2: James Corden]
OK, OK
OK, you rap well for an American Idol alum
Remember, you lost a contest that Bo Bice won
Jennifer's new song came out a few weeks ago
It's called "Remember Me," and people answered with "No!"
She judged The Voice UK, then flew back home the next day
Did you not like our weather? Is our food not OK?
And you're dating a pro wrestler, he'll know what this is about
My lyrics'll pin you with a one-two-three count
Jennifer Hudson's in London, isn't she pretty?
I'm a local in this country, you're a tourist in this city
You remember Jen? She got famous in the States
On American Idol for coming in seventh place
So basically tonight, I'm confused with what I'm doing
I'm battling a woman who's famous for losing
You won an Oscar for Dreamgirls, I get it
No one remembers you in that film 'cause Beyoncé's in it
[Round 1: Jennifer Hudson]
Listen
London knows you, James, that part is true
I can tell 'cause everybody here already hates you
Your success in America brought us down to our knees
Singing, "London, y'all take this fool back, please"
You're revered at home and everywhere that you go
But the thing you do best, James, is grow
Now, no more fat jokes, 'cause it's below the belt
I mean it, yo, but you can't see it, though, just like your penis, oh!
[Round 2: James Corden]
OK, OK
OK, you rap well for an American Idol alum
Remember, you lost a contest that Bo Bice won
Jennifer's new song came out a few weeks ago
It's called "Remember Me," and people answered with "No!"
She judged The Voice UK, then flew back home the next day
Did you not like our weather? Is our food not OK?
And you're dating a pro wrestler, he'll know what this is about
My lyrics'll pin you with a one-two-three count
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