Casualty of Love Wedding Singer Ensemble (Ft. Stephen Lynch & Wedding Singer Ensemble)

[ROBBIE]
I thought I had the kind of love
You find in fairy tales
But then my girl ripped out my heart
With her plastic press-on nails
So if you felt the kind of pain
This loser's singin' of
Well, let me hear you say it
I'm a casualty of love
Just a casualty of love

[SIDEBURNS GIRL]
I'm a casualty of love!

[ROBBIE]
Tell me about it!

[SIDEBURNS GIRL]
I put a top hat on my cat
Then I asked him to the prom

[LOSER GUY]
I was stood up by my date
And by "date," I mean my mom

[LARGE LADY]
Each night I open up my mouth
And give those twinkies a shove