T Girl Video Blog #2395 Cats Millionaire

[Intro]
Hi, my name is Cats Milly, today is...
Friday, April 1st, 2011, uh.. This is..

Transgender video blog number two thousand three hundred
And ninety-five
Everything's gonna be fine
You just met me at a very strange time in my life

Uh...

[Verse 1]
No one fucking understands me
Have I fucking ever asked for a re-tweet?
Never in my life
One day in the distant future
I'll make the fucking purr-fect wife
House clean, dinner on when you get back
Hair nice as fuck, never ever fucking bitching on a rap track
Smelling like flowers and baby powder
With a moderately sized rack
But never mind that, uhhh...
I'm gonna learn how to write neat
Stop smoking cigarettes and stop eating red meat
Say "thank you" to strangers politely and wish 'em dead
Move away from home and still bitch to the internet
About the way my parents raised me
Then change my name again and not tell anybody
Maybe then I'll finally find my place in this
Fucked up stupid ass gender binary society