Jhopadpatti Young Galib

Raa….. Ra…
Tum ameer, hum gareeb
Hum jhopdiwale aur tum bhosdiwale
Hahahahaha

I'm ready for war utha kalam aur aaja maidan mein (aana)
Gaano me subs kaise ye mard ye dard hai kaan ke (dard hai)
Ye Johny lever, dikhaate jigar par aate nahi saamne (aa toh)
Suna hai teri fisalti zubaan toh thoda lagaam de

I'm ready for war utha kalam aur aaja maidan mein (aana)
Gaano me subs kaise ye mard ye dard hai kaan ke (dard hai)
Ye Johny lever, dikhaate jigar par aate nahi saamne (aa toh)
Suna hai teri fisalti zubaan toh thoda lagaam de

Album bana raha tha bro, main baitha tha shaanti se
Dikha ek wannabe Eminem toh aaya main uski taang khichne
Khaate ye pomphret fry, Inka nahi kaam beef mein
Bhaiya ki flim mein bhaiya ka role nahi bhaiya ke bhai beech mein

Main dusro ka maslo mein padta nahi
Karam hai achhe main karma se darta nahi
Bachpan se sikhi hai kaptaani kapil main dev, kapil main sharma nahi

Tu hood mein jeeya nahi, desh pe kabza tu kuchh aisa kiya nahi
Slumdog millionaire tower mein shift hua fir bhi main badla nahi
Welcome to the galib show,get a popcorn bowl, yaha pe baap kon bol
I guess that you get that bar, we the backbenchers we don't need front row