The King Ethan Jewell

Once upon a time
There was a powerful king
He ruled half the world
He ruled half of everything
I mean - some really loved him
Some really liked him, man
They must be really dim

His smile shook the stenches of the rotten undergrounds
His snakelike words manipulated those around
But nobody cared 'cause he's the king of the world!
And around him, we never got bored

Jester, jester, come tell those funny jokes
The king doubles over, he laughs and he croaks
Hiding his insecurities behind a great, grand cloak
What a fantastic, powerful bloke

Knight, great knight, say "Where art thou?"
With your fancy sword and your Turkish bow
Please, sir Knight, make the King feel superior
And while you're at it, call in the fiddler

All these distractions and all of his might
Couldn't help the king with his deep, internal fight
With his army, he'd won many a battle
But this one, this one was different