Klopp *speaking*: Okay, semifinal first leg versus Roma. Time for a motivational team talk
Klopp *singing*:
We've conquered all of Europe!
We're never gonna stop!
From Paris down to Turkey!
We've won the fucking lot! BOOM!
Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly!
Bob and Bill as ghosts: The fields of Anfield Road!
(Klopp: *speaking*: Let's also do it for these guys.)
Redmen TV: We are loyal supporters!
And we come from Liverpool! (Klopp: *speaking*: That doesn't rhyme. GO!)
Klopp *singing*: ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Announcer: Salah scores!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Salah scores again!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(It's Mane, Mane!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Firmino! And again!)
5-0, the crowd was jumping!
The tie was surely won!
But then I subbed off Salah... (Suarez: For Luis Fonsi?!)
Hendo: Oh boss, what have you done?!
Klopp *singing*:
We've conquered all of Europe!
We're never gonna stop!
From Paris down to Turkey!
We've won the fucking lot! BOOM!
Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly!
Bob and Bill as ghosts: The fields of Anfield Road!
(Klopp: *speaking*: Let's also do it for these guys.)
Redmen TV: We are loyal supporters!
And we come from Liverpool! (Klopp: *speaking*: That doesn't rhyme. GO!)
Klopp *singing*: ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Announcer: Salah scores!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Salah scores again!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(It's Mane, Mane!)
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ!
(Firmino! And again!)
5-0, the crowd was jumping!
The tie was surely won!
But then I subbed off Salah... (Suarez: For Luis Fonsi?!)
Hendo: Oh boss, what have you done?!
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