Loathe Thy Neighbor Psychostick

[Verse 1]
Picture an elderly lady peeking through her blinds
You wave her a friendly hello, while she glares with judging eyes
Her glasses held by chains on pointy 1960s frames
They help her see your faults as she's squinting with disdain
A retired English teacher with an overwhelming fragrance
Still alive, too stubborn to die, and death don't have the patience
She has more cats than children by an order of magnitude
And whenever she loses at bingo, she takes it out on you

[Skit 1]

Calls the cops on her rotary phone
Every time you try to mow the lawn

[Pre-Chorus]
Close your blinds, lock your doors (Evil wench)
I mind my business, now you mind yours (Nosy bitch)
Keep to yourself and stay off my grass (Cranky hag)
Now get off my porch and get off my ass (Yeah!)

[Chorus]
Get off my ass
Go back inside
Stay in your home
Leave me alone
Get off my ass (get off my ass!)
Go back inside (Go back inside!)
Stay in your home. (Stay in your home!)
Leave me alone