Frozen Lullaby Garfunkel & Oates

[Intro]
"Mommy, where do babies come from?"
"It's pretty simple, actually..."

[Verse 1]
When a man doesn’t love a woman very, very much
He signs away his paternal rights and jizzes in a cup
Then with lots of money and scientific genius
Hormones, pain, and of course, um… Jesus

The process begins the way God intended
With a transvaginal ultrasound
With a wand longer than a ukulele
When it comes out of my body, it makes this sound (pop)

I give myself daily intradermal injections
An acute blood thinner and estrogen concurrence
Cryopreservation through hormonal activation
And none of it’s covered by insurance

Then I’m knocked out, then you’re removed
And combined with a stranger’s cum
And as the saying goes
You win some, you lose some
(You dispose of the defective ones in a hazardous waste bin)