Feeling Bad Nerf Herder

Met a girl at the movies
She was so beautiful
She was the one for me
So I asked her if I could call her at home
She said, "No thanks, just give me my popcorn"
So I followed her into the theater
And found a seat that was right behind her
Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater
And then I touched myself

Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad, oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today

At the school, at the rock show
At the rollercade, everywhere I go
People are smiling
It's always been the same
They're wearin' groovy clothes
Check me out, I'm lame
Paid for a membership down at the local gym
Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped
Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins
But I still look like Phil Collins

Feeling bad about myself again
Girls ignore me in the chat room
Feeling bad about myself again today