In Da Pub 50 Pence

[Intro]
Go go go go go go
Go on love, it's my birthday
You look tarty love, it's my birthday
I'll buy you a bacardi love, it's my birthday
And you know I'm having a laugh, it's not my birthday

[Hook]
You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs
So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed
You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud
Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs
So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

[Verse 1]
When I pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova
When I hit the bar it's ten pints before I'm over
I came to watch the game 'cause I'm a blackburn rover
And I munch on M&Ms while I'm downing Smirnova
But only nothing's changed cash down bottoms up
And I got a paper cut from rolling my rizzla up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a geez or a gimp
'Cause I fell down my stairs and now I walk with a limp
In the crap bits of Watford they say 50 you hot
They like me I want them to love me like lesbian pop
But go to Hemel Hempstead and they'll tell you I'm crazy
'Cause I once got drunk and humped a statue of a lady
But I'm fully focused now, tea and coffee on my mind
Got a part time job in the daily grind
Now this girl yeah she likes my hair she likes my car
Her friend is fit but she's as ugly as tar