What’s Your Story? Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Rachel Bloom)

(Spoken Intro)
[JESSIE]
The hell?

(Song)
[REBECCA]
Story, story, what's your story?
Story, story, what's your crime?
What got you here?
Rage, lust, or fear?
We all got a story 'cause we're doing time

Ra ta ta
Ra ta ta
Ra ta ta

(Spoken Interlude)
Tell your story. Ra ta ta

[JESSIE]
Um. OK, fine. My boyfriend had meth in the glove compartment of our car and I got pulled over for something else and a cop found it

[REBECCA]
Ooh! Well, did you dump that good-for-nothing drug planting boyfriend!

[JESSIE]
No, we’re still together. I love him