Drinking Beer and Smoking Cigarettes Jon Lajoie (Ft. Poisonous Perry Martel)

It's Party Time!

I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes
Do I like to party?
The answer is yes
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes
And when it comes to getting down
I am the best

I don't have any rules
Not even one
The only rule I have is: have fun
I smoke a hundred cigarettes and drink a thousand beers
And that's just in one day, imagine in one year
Most people have boring lives with families and jobs
My family is this jacket and my job is to rock
I'm drunk all the time evеn during the day
My parents say "get a job," I said "no way!"

Cuz I likе drinking beer and smoking cigarettes
Do I like to party?
The answer is yes
I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes
Party is my favorite word, it is the best!

I dropped out of school when I was just 14
Cuz there wasn't a course on how to party
So I started smoking cigarettes with my mouth
And fingering girls on my parents' couch
My parents said "you can't finger girls in here
And no more smoking cigarettes and drinking beer."
So I said "get bent!" and I got up and left
And I've smoking and drinking and fingering ever since
That's right!