Security Check Left Boy

[Verse 1]
I gotta catch this flight
But I'm faded from drinking that goose
I told my mom and my girl that I'd be there
And they told me they'd be there too
My flight's on time
Alright, fuck this line
Imma cut this shit, like I cut that vine
Ill, I'm still - Moving through the line with ninja skill
Make sure that I ain't got no pills
What do you want man, what's your deal

[Hook]
Step back, pull your pants up
Spread your legs, like this
Put your hands up
It's okay if you touch my dick
'Cause this is the security check
Homegirl, spread those cheeks
'Till I can see what you ate last week
I better not find some shit
'Cause this is the security check

[Verse 2]
I gotta find gate D nine
It looks like I'll be fine
'Till I figured out that I queued in the wrong line
Fuck, so i gotta go back with the terminals packed
I'm about to have a panic attack
Put me in a wheelchair
Get me to the gate now
Because I need to be there
If I'm not in the air
In about T minus Fifteen
Imma have to go and hijack a machine