EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ELVIS PRESLEY! VS! MICHAEL JACKSON!
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[Verse 1: Michael Jackson]
Oooh, Elvis Presley as I live and breathe
You stole rock and roll, gave us rockabilly cheese
You dance like an epileptic: nothing but left feet, I've seen it
Every record you set, man, I beat it
Here’s a tip: don’t swallow a bucket of drugs
So you won’t die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love
I’m Bad, I’m a Smooth Criminal, better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up
Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede
Even in death, I go platinum on Blu-Ray
Spitting out hits since I was six years old
I’m the King of Pop, you’re the King of Jelly Rolls

[Verse 2: Elvis Presley]
Well, I died on the shitter but I don’t give a crap
You ain’t got half the badass battle raps that I have
I got one for your monkey, two for your clothes
Three for your family and four for your nose
You better surrender talkin’ about them ABC’s
Cause all you wanna do is teach kids the birds and the bees
This is the big time, Jacko, no dress rehearsal
I’ll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial
I can tell you’re angry, but I can’t comprehend it
I stole from black culture, why are YOU offended?
Your daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy
Don’t make me spank you and dangle your ass over a balcony!
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