He’s So Gay Frank Zappa

[Ensemble]
He's so gay
(He's so gay)
He's very very gay
He's so gay
(Yes he is, I guess he likes it)
And he likes to be that way (yeah)
With his keys all on the right (Uh huh)
He's into rubber every night (Into rubber?)
(The boy's into rubber every night? Oh my goodness!)
He's so gay (Whew)
He's so gay
He's almost everyone today

He's okay (Yeah, that's what they say)
He's okay
He's got a role he wants to play
(Have you ever slammed rubber?)
He's okay (I guess he's okay)
He's okay
He's just a cowboy for a day

Of course, his evening's not complete (Uh huh)
Without some meat in the seat
(Don't tell me that)
Let's skate away
Down Santa Monica today
(Well well well)