Saturday Afternoon Kung Fu Theater, Pt. 1 RZA & DJ Scratch

[Intro]
Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater
Mommy, it's Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater
What's today's special feature?
Today's special feature is
"Bobby Digital Versus The RZA and the Pit Full of Snakes"
Turn my mic up a little bit
Yo, Bobby Digital, ha, ayo

[Verse 1]
I could take a rain drop, turn it to a icicle
Pull off in that blue Escalade, you still rockin' tricycles
Michael Myers mask on my face, copper-filtered
N-95 edition boy, I'm a virus killa
Try to quarantine me, my chi increase like Akira
Money coming in the mail, I got cheese like quesadilla
You're generic, prosthetic, pathetic, your rap is too synthetic
You can't cope with me, kiddo, this is verbal athletics

[Chorus]
Thirty-six pressure points we choose, hit that fatal
Aikido throw, taekwondo, whirlwind kick, tornadoes
Bobby Digital back in Black Shampoo
It's like a animal house, National Lampoon

[Verse 2]
Gag 'em up with a spoon, I got the bag in the other room
I bought a mansion, but still sleep in my mother's room
See me floatin' on my brother's yacht, yo, check it, here's another pot
Hip-hop was going cold, let me turn y'all on to something hot