Drew: Every 10 years I promise to love you
Adam: I'll always be true, even as we get older

D: I still remember the first time I met you
A: You gave me a hug and I got a boner

D: You made me laugh in "The Wedding Singer"
A: And then we went on "50 First Dates"

D: You are the Fred to my Ginger Rogers
A: You're the Rob Ford to my crack cocaine

A: Am I your best movie husband?
D: Of course you are Adam

A: Better than Hugh Grant?
D: Much better than Grant

A: Better than Ben Stiller?
D: Much better than Stiller

A: Better than Jimmy Fallon?
D: You both have great qualities

D: I will still love you when you're 64
A: I will still love you when your boobs touch the floor
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