[Round 1: Shuffle T]
Jesus Christ...he made it; holy mackerel
'Bout to show you how this fire works; roman candle
It's about to get hard, core; frozen apple
Rays in (raising) the roof; solar panel
If you make it through by the skin of your teeth there will be no enamel
If you flop you'll turn up in the river that's the poker channel
I'm dressed for war when I need to go to battle
Like I was sponsored by B.C.O. Apparel
Don't you hate it, when the nerdy guys with wispy Jesus hair
Go from cracking jokes and anecdotes to givin' evil stares?
Then they leave cause it doesn't work and they return for the fans that didn't even care?
And then they have to-
Oh sorry, Kid Twist, I didn't see you there!
Canada, you're welcome you got an international mastermind
Comes fully stocked with stamina, heart and rhymes, the full thing
The full package with bars combined
That just 1.1% of Cassidy's asking price
That is a bargain, right?
Against Kid Twist, and he's so proud of startin' the whole white nerdy battler thing
Like he's the Jesus Christ of us
Or Leonidas, the freedom fighters who've seen the light above
White guys in a black culture? You've reunited us!
Maybe white people can finally have equal rights for once!
No more do we need those special seats to ride the bus!
So proud that you broke through
Go, you!
We deserve to part of this
So true!
Nah, he did start the white nerdy battler thing, there's no debatin' it's true
And that's exactly why I'm here imposin' hate on the dude
Cause when people think of me they associate me with who
I look similar with
So they literally think I'm a faux creation of you
But, I went on online recently and a poll was taken to use
"Most Popular White Nerdy Battlers"
Your lonely name was removed
I knew it wasn't looking good when Charron had came into view
And I scrolled down, and 100 Bulletz had overtaken him, too!
And people compare our hair, your hair is not enough
My hair is soft as fuck
Running your hands through it is like poppin' suds and washin' up: it's soft as fuck
Softer than pocket fluff, softer than cotton buds
Soft as a washing rug, it's as soft as a chocolate sponge
Soft as a body scrub
Softer than Forrest Gump
Softer than Soul's Caustic punch while wearing a boxin' glove: it's soft as fuck!
I mean, look at this lunatic, fruity bitch
Thinks he can move his fingers through it quick and swoop his wrist
And suddenly we're all like, "Ooh, it's Twist! What shampoo is this?"
Ludicrous, you look stupid kid
I'm glad that you decided to lose the quiff, but it looks like you styled it with human shit
And so he retired...from battle rap to focus on his book
That's really gay!
You've been writing it for five years and probably still haven't managed to finish page
Mark Zuckerberg retired in his 20's 'cause he made a million dollars in a single day
You retired from battle rap 'cause you ran out of things to say
What you did wasn't even retirement, why would you pretend?
What you did was go, "Battle? Pssh! I won't do it again
Unless, obviously, I want to do it again
In which case, probably, I'll just do it again!"
You can't retire from battlin', it's a hobby
You see how benign that sounds?
That's not the kind of thing that people take lyin' down
Swap it for any other hobby, he's in the club, some lady spirals 'round
And he's like, "Yeah, I use to do crossword puzzles but...I've retired now."
Jesus Christ...he made it; holy mackerel
'Bout to show you how this fire works; roman candle
It's about to get hard, core; frozen apple
Rays in (raising) the roof; solar panel
If you make it through by the skin of your teeth there will be no enamel
If you flop you'll turn up in the river that's the poker channel
I'm dressed for war when I need to go to battle
Like I was sponsored by B.C.O. Apparel
Don't you hate it, when the nerdy guys with wispy Jesus hair
Go from cracking jokes and anecdotes to givin' evil stares?
Then they leave cause it doesn't work and they return for the fans that didn't even care?
And then they have to-
Oh sorry, Kid Twist, I didn't see you there!
Canada, you're welcome you got an international mastermind
Comes fully stocked with stamina, heart and rhymes, the full thing
The full package with bars combined
That just 1.1% of Cassidy's asking price
That is a bargain, right?
Against Kid Twist, and he's so proud of startin' the whole white nerdy battler thing
Like he's the Jesus Christ of us
Or Leonidas, the freedom fighters who've seen the light above
White guys in a black culture? You've reunited us!
Maybe white people can finally have equal rights for once!
No more do we need those special seats to ride the bus!
So proud that you broke through
Go, you!
We deserve to part of this
So true!
Nah, he did start the white nerdy battler thing, there's no debatin' it's true
And that's exactly why I'm here imposin' hate on the dude
Cause when people think of me they associate me with who
I look similar with
So they literally think I'm a faux creation of you
But, I went on online recently and a poll was taken to use
"Most Popular White Nerdy Battlers"
Your lonely name was removed
I knew it wasn't looking good when Charron had came into view
And I scrolled down, and 100 Bulletz had overtaken him, too!
And people compare our hair, your hair is not enough
My hair is soft as fuck
Running your hands through it is like poppin' suds and washin' up: it's soft as fuck
Softer than pocket fluff, softer than cotton buds
Soft as a washing rug, it's as soft as a chocolate sponge
Soft as a body scrub
Softer than Forrest Gump
Softer than Soul's Caustic punch while wearing a boxin' glove: it's soft as fuck!
I mean, look at this lunatic, fruity bitch
Thinks he can move his fingers through it quick and swoop his wrist
And suddenly we're all like, "Ooh, it's Twist! What shampoo is this?"
Ludicrous, you look stupid kid
I'm glad that you decided to lose the quiff, but it looks like you styled it with human shit
And so he retired...from battle rap to focus on his book
That's really gay!
You've been writing it for five years and probably still haven't managed to finish page
Mark Zuckerberg retired in his 20's 'cause he made a million dollars in a single day
You retired from battle rap 'cause you ran out of things to say
What you did wasn't even retirement, why would you pretend?
What you did was go, "Battle? Pssh! I won't do it again
Unless, obviously, I want to do it again
In which case, probably, I'll just do it again!"
You can't retire from battlin', it's a hobby
You see how benign that sounds?
That's not the kind of thing that people take lyin' down
Swap it for any other hobby, he's in the club, some lady spirals 'round
And he's like, "Yeah, I use to do crossword puzzles but...I've retired now."
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