Hooker Insane Clown Posse

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I'm pathetic, I’ll admit it
Ain't no hoes that'll let me hit it
I tried so hard, spent so much cash
Makes no difference, I get no ass
I go to the titty bars and make it rain
Get a lap dance, but it ain’t the same
I even tried all the dating websites
It only led to more lonely nights
But just as I had a date who no-showed
I seen this hottie, so my car slowed
It was a hooker, and I had fifty bucks
So my dick she sucked
And

[Chorus]
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it
I fucked a hooker, and I liked it
Cost me a fifty, but she could ride it

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Call me John, and I'll say, “That's right”
I had a hooker on my dick last night
And yes, she was a meth head
And yes, she stunk up the bed spread
And yes, she had syphilis
But I wore a rubber when I split the guts
I don't give a fuck. I got no time
To date and buy hoes expensive wine
I ain't tryna buy you a piece of steak
With this hard-earned money I make
But I pay for the neden. Thank you, Miss
Fuck for an hour but never kiss
You're probably thinking that I'm dirty
That's okay, ‘cause I think you’re nerdy
The same damn ho that you fucking love so much
Charged me fifty bucks
And