[Intro]
GridLine Rap Battles
Harry Truman
Vs
Godzilla!
Begin
[Verse 1 - Godzilla (Freshy Kanal)]
I'm the pinnacle reptile, call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to back up my rhyme skill, second to none
I'm a mic Destroyah, you know I spit fire
Here's a Fair Deal, I won't crush you if you retire
You are puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
You're as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch, even the Avengers couldn't harm me
Now I'm dunking on your raps, like I did to Charles Barkley
There's not a single thing you've done that's ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to be elected to office
You've got nothing to say, but this MonsterVerse was legendary
You can't beat this, so go on then. Give me hell, Harry
[Verse 2 - Harry Truman (Raichous)]
I was sipping bourbon when I was called to fight an iguana
Now it's time to tip the scales on this stuntman in a condom
I'm a True Man, I speak my mind, just look through the Doctrine
And I'm not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already, print says: "Truman beats Godzilla"
'Cause, despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from CPS, I see
But that freak of kid's defense is likely throwing his eggs at me
GridLine Rap Battles
Harry Truman
Vs
Godzilla!
Begin
[Verse 1 - Godzilla (Freshy Kanal)]
I'm the pinnacle reptile, call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to back up my rhyme skill, second to none
I'm a mic Destroyah, you know I spit fire
Here's a Fair Deal, I won't crush you if you retire
You are puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
You're as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch, even the Avengers couldn't harm me
Now I'm dunking on your raps, like I did to Charles Barkley
There's not a single thing you've done that's ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to be elected to office
You've got nothing to say, but this MonsterVerse was legendary
You can't beat this, so go on then. Give me hell, Harry
[Verse 2 - Harry Truman (Raichous)]
I was sipping bourbon when I was called to fight an iguana
Now it's time to tip the scales on this stuntman in a condom
I'm a True Man, I speak my mind, just look through the Doctrine
And I'm not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already, print says: "Truman beats Godzilla"
'Cause, despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from CPS, I see
But that freak of kid's defense is likely throwing his eggs at me
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