If A Bear’s Hungry (He Will Eat) (Acoustic) Merchant Ships

(Inaudible)
Yeah
(Laughing)
No?
This is for Jake Gyllenhaal

I’m singing inside jokes that aren’t funny
About my former friends and ex-girlfriend
Because I never know when to shut my mouth
Everyone that I know is getting fucked up (woo)
They can’t come to my show because I am an asshole
And I make fun of them for what they think is cool
All of the stupid shit I know I’ll never do

I know I’m messed up, I know I miss you
Things aren’t the best right now

I hate everything but I hate myself more
I hate everything but I hate myself more (chin up!)
We’re all deadbeat kids living dead-end lives
We’re all deadbeat kids living dead-end lives

I’m sick of singing all about
The way everything turned out
My mom, or my broken dad
Tell me, why am I always sad?