Gaston Luke Evans, Josh Gad, & Alan Menken (Ft. Alan Menken, Josh Gad & Luke Evans)

[JOSH GAD]
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

[LUKE EVANS]
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley...
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

[ALAN MENKEN]
Who play darts like Gaston?
Who break hearts like Gaston?

[JOSH GAD]
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?