Unfair Andrew Lloyd Webber

[ADELE]
You took my purple broach

[MARIE]
I like it, it's an amethyst

[ADELE]
Well give it back right now before I give your neck a twist

[MARIE]
You stole my dress

[ADELE]
Well, yes that's true
But it looks good on me and not you
This necklace is divine

[MARIE]
It's real and you are counterfeit

[ADELE]
That necklace should be mine, your throat is much too fat for it

[MARIE]
You are a cow