Duke Kahanamoku The Queers

He ain't no squirt in a Black Flag shirt
But he's number one in Waikiki
He won't smoke crack behind your back
While he's hanging from a coconut tree
He can shoot the curl all around the world
He's cooler than you and me

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Duke, Duke, Duke Kahanamoku
Duke, Duke, Duke Kahanamoku
Duke, Duke, Duke Kahanamoku
Duke, Duke, Duke
It ain't the waves you catch
It ain't the drugs you do
You'll never be as cool as Duke Kahanamoku

All right now!
(Oo-wee-oo-ooh)
(Oo-oo-oo-ooh)
(Oo-wee-oo-ooh)
(Oo-oo-oo-ooh)

Some people say that Dick Dale's just the coolest dude
(He even take karate lesson with Elvis, too!)
He can shoot the curl all around the world
He's cooler than you and me