Doom Scrolling Value Select

(You know I'm)
Doom scrolling, looking for a glimmer of light
So I can hide from the darkness that I have inside
Never in history have all the thoughts of humankind
Been online, and maybe there's a reason for that

'Cause I can feel myself slipping away
Got my whole damn life d-down the drain, who's to blame?
Is it the Chinese or is it the Juice
Is it the blacks or whites, freemasons
Or maybe it's women

Doom scrolling, looking for a new way to be mad
My life sucks and it helps to know it's not my bad
Never in history have I felt so goddamn sad
I bet the cure is to do exactly
What I'vе always been doing
Eat junk food and stay up late
With the screen in my face
And doom scroll, doom scroll, doom scroll
It's gotta bе doom scroll

It's also very ridiculous that the ills of the modern age
Have very simple resolutions
But I guess the pharmacist also has to get his pay
I'm losing my grip on time
And when I check the clock, another day's gone by
Gimme gimme another swipe
To get me through this--