Buzz The Fuzz (BBC Live Session) David Bowie

(This next one is a comedy number
This one is written by an American called
Biff Rose; Biff Rose is a legendary character now
He lives just outside of San Francisco
On a mountain in a cabin and he's got a bicyle
And he writes a lot of songs and he cycles down from the cabin to do gigs, in which he never sings, he never sings at any of his gigs
He just talks about shaving and what he saw on the way down from the cabin and how many punctures he's had, and then goes away again and nobody's really heard him sing but he does write somе good songs and he's made a couple of LPs and this onе song, this is one, one called "Buzz The Fuzz":)

Once there was a fellow
And his name was Buzz
He was just a rookie cop
Just a baby Buzz

He patrolled the Sunset Strip
In the land of the free
And the home of the hip
He protected you and me
From evil women like
Poor Alice D

Alice was the girl
That all good hippies dread
And they called her
Sweet Alice the head

Alice it was plain to see
Was full of pot and STD
She'd attract a great big crowd
Because her inner peace
Was much too loud!