Chedda Cheese vs. Carter Deems King of the Dot (Ft. Carter Deems & Chedda Cheese)

[Round 1: Chedda Cheese]
I know you all wanted Carter versus Head I.C.E
Trust me, I see the appeal
Street guy against a guy from a completely different field
You wanted gangster versus nerd, well tell me how you feel
You got gangster versus gangster it's about to get real
When I took this battle, they told me to keep it light
Just jokes, don't kill the hype
Then I guess I'm the villain right, brought a knife to a pillow fight
You wanted I.C.E. that's nice
I'm I.C.E. of all different types
Ice Cube, Ice-T...okay mostly Vanilla Ice
Get away Carter Deems you are a strangle little fellow
You probably pronounce milk like "malk" and pillow like "pellow"
But he's not the type of person that at first you would assume
I'm more afraid of Carter Deems than any person in this room
Cause he's just way too nice
Like creepy, freak type of nice
Like smiling while he murders you in your sleep type of nice
Well nah, he's not a mad man, he's a cat man
He'll end up with the Catwoman like Batman
His screensaver is a cat doing jazz hands
And he gets way to hyped up over cat scans
He likes munching on his chap stick
Cuddling with fat chicks
Huffing on some catnip and suckling on cat nips
But after all that mean stuff I just said I think you do deserve a hug
{​​​​​​​​​​Goes in for a hug}​​​​​​​​​​
Not from me Carter Deems I meant from somebody you love!
You look and you smell like you've been rolling in the mud
And to be honest, I wouldn't touch you with a pair of rubber gloves
I'm sorry