The pubic hair song Kevin Bloody Wilson

You know, I've often wondered, and I s'pose you would
Of too
What makes people 'round the world sound the way they
Do?
Their accents are all so different, though the language
Is the same
So out of curiosity I thought I'd ask some of me mates
I started with me mate the wog his name is Mario
He said, 'I don't really understand but I give 'er a
Go.'
'Eh... I got this pubic hair, she stuck on my top lip
And no matter how I move me mouth, I canna moova him
I blow 'im with me garlic breath and wif me chin out
Like this, pfft
But still that fuckin' pubic hair she stuck on my top
Lipa.'
In this ole world there's not a thing to drive you to
Despair
'That tiny, smelly, little, stinkin' fishy pubic hair'

Now Bluey Mill, he's a mate of mine and he's knocked
Around a bit
From shearin' sheds and drillin' rigs to sewers
Shovelin' shit
He's been there seen it and done it all, and sometimes
He's done it twice
And if any bloke would know it's him so I'll ask Bluey
For advice
It was one night 'round the barby, when we'd knocked
Back one or two
I said, 'Blue old son how come you sound the way you
Do?'
'Well... I've got this fuckin' pubic hair, stuck right
Up me nose
And I snort and sniff and go like this, but the bastard
Never goes
So if ya recon I sound different, that's the reason I
Suppose
This piddly fuckin' pubic hair stuck right up me nose.'
In this ole world there's not a thing to drive you to
Despair
'Like an unwelcome and unwanted orphan fanny pubic
Hair.'