Normal Chicks Bowling for Soup

You're not Pamela Lee
But you look good to me
You're no Olivia Munn
But you're so much fun
You're no Jessica Biel
But you've got sex appeal
You're not Kristen Bell
But you're pretty kick ass as far as I can tell

And you've got great natural boobies

I like you in sweatpants, no makeup
I even like your messed up hair
You're just perfect right when you wake up
You're so pretty when you don't care!
There's just gotta be a heaven above
’Cause there's an angel on earth right here
There's nothing you need to fix
I like normal chicks

Not quite Lucy Liu
But you love Mötley Crüe
No Jennifer Love Hewitt
But I still think we should do it
You're not Scarlett Johansson
But you're good at romancing
You're no Rachel Kapelski
That's just a girl who went to my high school