Dog Breath/Magdalena [Swiss Cheese/Fire!] Frank Zappa

Howard:Here are the ingredients for the Nestle's chocolate that you turkeys eat every day, a-haa!

There was a man a little old man
Who lived in Montreal
With a wife and a kid
And a car and a house
And a teen-age daughter
With a see-thru blouse
Who loved to grunt and ball—
And her name was Magdalena

Magdalena . .

The little ole man
Came home one night
To his house in Montreal
He caught his daughter
In the blouse by the light And he said to himself:
"She looks alright!"
He reached for a tit
And grabbed it tight
And threw her up against the wall, oh no
(BLUE CROSS!)
Magdalena

My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
My daughter dear, do not be concerned
When your Canadian daddy comes near
I work so hard, don’t you understand
Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?
Do you have any idea
What that can do to a man?
What that can do to a man?