[Verse 1]
Okay, honestly, I don't know how much more that I can take
I feel like every time I move, my sanity's about to break
For those of you who've never played, I don't suggest this game to you
If you don't wanna see a therapist until you're ninety-two
Because I'm twitching and shaking and sweating off my ass
Now I'm super paranoid, what was that? The cat
Wait a sec, up ahead, is that another note?
Yes, yes, thank God, now I think I'm getting close
Damn it, that was just my first, now it's time to find the next
Tonight, I'm gonna check inside my closet 'fore I go to bed
Not 'cause I'm scared, just to be sure my clothes are there
Yeah, not for Slenderman, ha, I don't even care
Now the music's picking up and my light is getting dim
And I hear the static buzz, the screen is fuzzy, ah, that's him
[Chorus]
And somehow, I don't know, I just lost all control
My bowel movement had a mind of its own (Mind of its own)
Thanks to you, Slenderman, I need to change my pants
"Woah, what the hell happened in here?"
I swear, I don't know
[Verse 2]
I admit that was a fluke, but that will not be the end
"I will kill you if you park a Buick on the floor again"
So I shut my door, lights off, volume full blast
And I think I'll be prepared with this cork inside my ass
Slendy, Slendy, where are you now?
I'm just minding my own business, you don't have to sneak around
Oh my God, there's a fence, oh my God, another fence
Okay, a truck, a tunnel, a rock, another fence
Dude, I'm just a little kid, Slenderman, why you creepin'?
Where's Chris Hansen from Dateline when you freakin' need him?
I'm not scared anymore, Slender isn't even real
I'll go on my merry way, oh, Jesus, take the wheel
Okay, honestly, I don't know how much more that I can take
I feel like every time I move, my sanity's about to break
For those of you who've never played, I don't suggest this game to you
If you don't wanna see a therapist until you're ninety-two
Because I'm twitching and shaking and sweating off my ass
Now I'm super paranoid, what was that? The cat
Wait a sec, up ahead, is that another note?
Yes, yes, thank God, now I think I'm getting close
Damn it, that was just my first, now it's time to find the next
Tonight, I'm gonna check inside my closet 'fore I go to bed
Not 'cause I'm scared, just to be sure my clothes are there
Yeah, not for Slenderman, ha, I don't even care
Now the music's picking up and my light is getting dim
And I hear the static buzz, the screen is fuzzy, ah, that's him
[Chorus]
And somehow, I don't know, I just lost all control
My bowel movement had a mind of its own (Mind of its own)
Thanks to you, Slenderman, I need to change my pants
"Woah, what the hell happened in here?"
I swear, I don't know
[Verse 2]
I admit that was a fluke, but that will not be the end
"I will kill you if you park a Buick on the floor again"
So I shut my door, lights off, volume full blast
And I think I'll be prepared with this cork inside my ass
Slendy, Slendy, where are you now?
I'm just minding my own business, you don't have to sneak around
Oh my God, there's a fence, oh my God, another fence
Okay, a truck, a tunnel, a rock, another fence
Dude, I'm just a little kid, Slenderman, why you creepin'?
Where's Chris Hansen from Dateline when you freakin' need him?
I'm not scared anymore, Slender isn't even real
I'll go on my merry way, oh, Jesus, take the wheel
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