Gay Old Life Nathan Lane (Ft. Megan Mullally)

[HARRIS, spoken]
I've been meaning to tell you for some time
There's no easy way to say this, but, but

[TREVOR, spoken]
But what?

[HARRIS, spoken]
Ha, I'm gay

[CRAIG, spoken]
What the fuck dad, you're gay?

[HARRIS, spoken]
Well I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm, but yes Craig
I'm gay
Queer as a three-dollar bill and just as stale

[HARRIS]
I wake up, drink my coffee
Have brunch around eleven
Walk my Bichon Frisé
Then nap 'til half past seven
A night out at the Symphony
Such elegance, what poise
Or maybe I'll just stay at home with my two sewer boys
The answer is perfectly clear
It's a gay old life, being queer