(Dude Love appears on the Titantron)
DL: "Owww, have mercy! Hunter and especially your finer Chyna, I know what you must be thinking. 'Dude, what are you doing back here, when you should be out there kicking some heavy duty booty all over the Garden?' Hunter my man, I do believe it's time we had a little rap, oh-ho. Because you see, falls count anywhere ain't exactly my bag baby. The pinfalls in the hot dog stands, the pinfalls in the street, the chairs, the tables, it's not exactly a Love thing. But I know somebody, baby, whose bag it indeed is. He's my man, he's my main man, you might even say, well daddy, he's a Kind man. A kooky type of cat, let's bring him out right now. (Mankind's music, titled "Ode to Freud" on WWF the Music Volume 2 and "Schizophrenic" on WWE Anthology, plays as Mankind walks
into the picture.) Mankind, my main mandible- up high big man, down low, owww you're too slow. Mankind, good to have you at the Love Shack."
MK: "Hey Dude. Thanks for having me here."
DL: "The pleasure's all mine."
MK: "You really are eye candy for the chicks, Dude."
DL: "That much I know, Daddy. But you gotta tell me about this wacky match- Falls count anywhere."
MK: "Dude, as much as I've dreamed of destroying Hunter Hearst Helmsley..."
DL: "I know you have."
MK: "As many horrible things as I'd like to do to him..."
DL: "I know you can.."
MK: "I know someone who dreams about it even more."
DL: "Who is it, Manny?"
MK: "Someone who is willing to do even worse things than I am."
DL: "Owww, have mercy! Hunter and especially your finer Chyna, I know what you must be thinking. 'Dude, what are you doing back here, when you should be out there kicking some heavy duty booty all over the Garden?' Hunter my man, I do believe it's time we had a little rap, oh-ho. Because you see, falls count anywhere ain't exactly my bag baby. The pinfalls in the hot dog stands, the pinfalls in the street, the chairs, the tables, it's not exactly a Love thing. But I know somebody, baby, whose bag it indeed is. He's my man, he's my main man, you might even say, well daddy, he's a Kind man. A kooky type of cat, let's bring him out right now. (Mankind's music, titled "Ode to Freud" on WWF the Music Volume 2 and "Schizophrenic" on WWE Anthology, plays as Mankind walks
into the picture.) Mankind, my main mandible- up high big man, down low, owww you're too slow. Mankind, good to have you at the Love Shack."
MK: "Hey Dude. Thanks for having me here."
DL: "The pleasure's all mine."
MK: "You really are eye candy for the chicks, Dude."
DL: "That much I know, Daddy. But you gotta tell me about this wacky match- Falls count anywhere."
MK: "Dude, as much as I've dreamed of destroying Hunter Hearst Helmsley..."
DL: "I know you have."
MK: "As many horrible things as I'd like to do to him..."
DL: "I know you can.."
MK: "I know someone who dreams about it even more."
DL: "Who is it, Manny?"
MK: "Someone who is willing to do even worse things than I am."
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