When someone's done a bad thing
With fateful consequences
Unless the crime's acknowledged
There's no hope for mending fences
So we hang our heads in sorrow
And confess our collective guilt
To you august Hibernians
Who proudly wear the kilt
We're so sorry, Scotland
We are covered in shame
For the madness of Brexit
We're entirely to blame
With a choice of two boxes
We ticked "Self-destruct"
Thus Britain is now
Comprehensively fucked
We're so sorry, Scotland
To see such division
We are banking on you
To reverse the decision
Although we were warned
That this course was unwise
Many Sassenach bampots
Believed all the lies
With fateful consequences
Unless the crime's acknowledged
There's no hope for mending fences
So we hang our heads in sorrow
And confess our collective guilt
To you august Hibernians
Who proudly wear the kilt
We're so sorry, Scotland
We are covered in shame
For the madness of Brexit
We're entirely to blame
With a choice of two boxes
We ticked "Self-destruct"
Thus Britain is now
Comprehensively fucked
We're so sorry, Scotland
To see such division
We are banking on you
To reverse the decision
Although we were warned
That this course was unwise
Many Sassenach bampots
Believed all the lies
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