[Intro]
This song is dedicated to a certain kind of people, which just so happens to be— my other favorite kind of people
You know the ones that like to you know; hurt themselves bro? Skateboard ollie bro, kickflip, split their lip bro?... Kick me in the nuts, bro? You get what I’m saying, right?
[Chorus]
White people, I get bullied in school
I can’t wait til I’m a cop so I can bully you, White People
Hey
White people, no no, we can’t dance
And I don’t whoop my kids or spank their hands
White people
(Bad Michael, go to your room!)
[Verse 1]
If you poke me on my arm, I bruise easily
So I only quarterback in the Football League
I like to watch porn, I can fap for days
And my favorite potato chips are Lays (because they’re white)
I take weird drugs like ecstasy
Mushrooms, Crystal Meth, and LSD
We put it in a pipe, or a homemade bong
And watch out for the priest, he will rape your son
And most of us will die trying out for Fear Factor
I guess that’s why they say I’m just a country-loving, deer-hunting, rabbit-eating, redneck, inbreeding, beer-drinking, small penis…. did I mention we drive a tractor?
We're red when we’re mad, when we’re sick, we’re green
Only race in the world that eats sardines
White girls, flat butts, and I know that’s mean
But if you try to eat the booty, taste like saltines
(Back far away from that anus)
A white woman came to me to bash my song
Until she realized I was black and then she…. zipped her purse?
This song is dedicated to a certain kind of people, which just so happens to be— my other favorite kind of people
You know the ones that like to you know; hurt themselves bro? Skateboard ollie bro, kickflip, split their lip bro?... Kick me in the nuts, bro? You get what I’m saying, right?
[Chorus]
White people, I get bullied in school
I can’t wait til I’m a cop so I can bully you, White People
Hey
White people, no no, we can’t dance
And I don’t whoop my kids or spank their hands
White people
(Bad Michael, go to your room!)
[Verse 1]
If you poke me on my arm, I bruise easily
So I only quarterback in the Football League
I like to watch porn, I can fap for days
And my favorite potato chips are Lays (because they’re white)
I take weird drugs like ecstasy
Mushrooms, Crystal Meth, and LSD
We put it in a pipe, or a homemade bong
And watch out for the priest, he will rape your son
And most of us will die trying out for Fear Factor
I guess that’s why they say I’m just a country-loving, deer-hunting, rabbit-eating, redneck, inbreeding, beer-drinking, small penis…. did I mention we drive a tractor?
We're red when we’re mad, when we’re sick, we’re green
Only race in the world that eats sardines
White girls, flat butts, and I know that’s mean
But if you try to eat the booty, taste like saltines
(Back far away from that anus)
A white woman came to me to bash my song
Until she realized I was black and then she…. zipped her purse?
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