Friends of Mine (Demo) Buzzcocks

[Verse 1]
Rita spits out her laurel leaf and grabs a piece of my pie
She's gonna lead me up the mountain path, as the crows fly
Claudette's pretty quick off the mark, like a Polaris missile in heat
She smiles at a hundred miles an hour and rushes you off your feet

[Chorus]
They're all friends of mine, uh, they keep me sufferin'
They don't take a line, uh, they keep me pissin' adrenalin

[Verse 2]
Sandie wears a lot of silk, she's a friend of Mr. Acker Bilk
She's going out of my mind, wants to live on milk
Ratty is a-nearly unique, looks like a Pre-Raphaelite barb freak
Wears dangerous jewelry, got a cast iron personality

[Chorus]
They're all friends of mine, uh, they keep me sufferin'
They don't take a line, uh, they keep me pissin' adrenalin

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I was musing on the pool outdoors, about foreign matters and fancy affairs
While Betty trimmed my nails with pliers while eating avocado pears
Norman's sobbing 'cause his make-up's a-run away with itself
He's heading for an early grave, scared to death about the state of his health