Bad Jokes John C. Reilly & Woody Harrelson (Ft. John C. Reilly & Woody Harrelson)

[Lefty]
The blind man's seein' eye dog
Pissed on the blind man's shoe
The blind man said, "Here, Rover--
Here's a piece of beef for you."

His wife said, "Don't reward him
You can't just let that pass!"
The blind man said
"I gotta find his mouth…so I can kick him in the ass."

[Chorus]

Bad jokes, lord, I love 'em
Bad jokes, can't get enough of 'em
Ooh-ooh-ooh-wee, bad jokes for me

You got one, Dusty?
I got one
Let's hear it

[Dusty]
When God created woman
He gave her not two breasts, but three
When the middle one got in the way
God performed surgery
Woman stood before Him
With the middle breast in hand
Said, "What do we do with the useless boob?"
And God created man

[Chorus]

Bad jokes, lord, I love 'em
Bad jokes, can't get enough of 'em
Ooh-ooh-ooh-wee, bad jokes for me

[Lefty]
Gramps turned eighty the other day
And everybody was there
He was dressed up in a brand-new suit
Sittin' in his big arm chair

When a beautiful, young, naked woman
Stood up in front of the group
She offered Gramps some super sex—
So he said, "I'll take the soup!"

[Chorus]

Bad jokes, lord, I love 'em
Bad jokes, can't get enough of 'em
Ooh-ooh-ooh-wee, bad jokes for me