Meatless in Seattle Wax

[Chorus]
When you said you loved me you lied
And when you said give up meat, I tried

[Verse 1]
Relationships, I used to be in one
With a beautiful girl, yes, a vegan one
It was quite nice when we'd begun
But she wasn't fond of how I'd eat a ton of
Beef jerky and bratwurst
She didn't complain about it a lot at first but
Over time it just got worse
And she tried to coerce me to convert
She'd say, "You would enjoy this vegan diet
How would you know if you don't even try it?"
I said, "I love you girl, so just this once
I'll give it a go for a couple months" and I
Stuffed my smoker safe into storage
And forged forward to the farmer's market to forage
And ordered some oranges, assorted gourds
And purple potatoes and papaya pourridge
And ate it all in my lady's honor
I wanted her to be my baby's mama, but
One month I caught that no good creature
Cheatin' on me with her yoga teacher
I guess it's just that