The Processional (The Funeral March) Open Mike Eagle

[Verse 1]
What's all the racket? I'm sorry, it was me, sir
Ridin' down Slauson bumpin' '97 Weezer
Don't know all the lyrics but I hit the keywords
All my favorite tunes are from when phones had receivers
Got a lady and I'm on my way to meet her
Gonna form a union like a local group of teamsters
Get your tweezers, do and buy your research
Hot enough to press a graphic image to a t-shirt
Party people if you're hungry get a spoon
I'll bend the same laws and put a monkey on the moon
Load a missing link between a human and baboon
You can watch the words flutter like they flew from a cocoon
But keep your people close or they can get consumed
And these air balloon rapper's broken, you can smell the fumes
Don't know what you're getting like you're opening for DOOM
I'll be sneaking up on rappers just to choke 'em with a broom

[Hook]
Party people do you feel me
And if you disagree you should feel free
If you with it, raise your hands to the ceiling
And I ain't afraid to ask you again
Party people do you feel me
And if you disagree you should feel free
If you with it, raise your hands to the ceiling
And I ain't afraid to ask you again